Recently, TikTok user @ owenbouressa5 dug his own grave by asking straight women to describe what penetrative sex is for them.
As everyone (hopefully) knows, the orgasm gap between men and women is still a huge problem. In fact, in a study of 800 college women, 39% of women said they always orgasm while masturbating, while only 6% said they always orgasm while having sex with a partner. It should come as no surprise that in the comments section on this video, the ladies decided to speak brutally honestly about their not-so-pleasant experience. Here are the 15 funniest answers:
1.
“You know, when you’re doing a group project, but to complete it, do you end up doing all the work yourself? So similar… »
2.
« Like going bowling and getting a gutter every time. »
—Dessmffkress
3.
« When you waited 45 minutes for the DVD logo to pop up in the corner of the screen and hit the side. »
—Kaleidohope99
4th
« Like you’re waiting for the beat drop, but it never happens. »
—Caseyorellana02
5.
« If you accidentally close Spotify when wiping away other apps. »
6th
« It’s an acting career. »
—Lizidarlen
7th
« When someone scratches their back and misses the part that is actually itchy. »
—Addison.lucie
8th.
« It’s like you and your partner are given a 1,000-piece puzzle with good intentions, but you know they’ll never sit with you that long to complete it. »
-Bricstr
9.
« Feels like you yearn for your favorite food that you had in the fridge all day only to find out that someone else ate it and left you with nothing. »
10.
« It’s like you’re telling a story and someone comes in and talks about you and you can’t finish your story. »
—420ismydinnertime
11th
« If you see your waiter with food, but he’ll go to another table. »
—Rainepd
12th
« It’s like going to McDonald’s to buy an ice cream and telling them the ice cream machine is out of order. »
—Theoriginalamanda show
13th
« Like you’re about to sneeze and it never happens. »
14th
« It’s like putting your food in the microwave, but it’s still cold in the middle. »
—Bishyreadytocry
fifteen.
And finally: « If you switch to the other side of the pillow, it will be warm. »
—Skylar_strouf
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